I DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE   by Sheb Wooley

I stepped out of the shower and caught a glimps of myself
Pot bellied, bald headed, I thought it was somebody else
I got a look at myself in the mirror on the bathroom door,
I just don't look good naked anymore.

I went upstairs and turned the mirror to the bathroom wall,
I hung it there when I was trim and tall,
I used to grin and flex and strut until my arms got sore
But, I just don't look good naked anymore.

I used to go out with the girls I loved them one and all
Now they don't get too close to me afraid that I might fall
I went to my Doctor for my annual medical exam
Standing there in the buff and suddenly he said "MAN"!
I said, "What is it Doc, some fatal disease? I gotta know the score"
"No, you just don't look good naked anymore."

Mona and me had a dancing style that folks said was unique,
Now it's only when we're back to back that we're dancing cheek to cheek.
I went to that nude beach to have a little seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit soaking up the sun
Someone said, "There's an old white whale washed up on the shore"
I just don't look good naked anymore.

My arches fell, my waist went to hell and my butt drags on the floor
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