The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #108529   Message #2259076
Posted By: pdq
10-Feb-08 - 09:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: Fed-up with US Elections
Subject: RE: BS: Fed-up with US Elections
Denver , Colorado

Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention

 
7:00 pm        Opening flag burning

7:15 pm        Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. In Spanish

7:20 pm        Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm        Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm        Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm        Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm        How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm        Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm        Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm        Our  Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm        Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm      Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm      Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund  - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm      Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm      Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm      Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm      How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am      'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am      Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am      Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am      Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 am      Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of  'the Great Satan,' George W. Bush

12:50 am      Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00 am        Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.

1:05 am        Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am        Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am        Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home