I wish to gracious that people would STOP characterizing worthless jerks who aren't worth the powder to blow them to Hell as "assholes."

Assholes are important, assholes have a purpose. Ask yourself: Where would I be without my asshole?

That's right. You'd be fuller of it than you are now. Eventually you would disappear is an explosion of your own...poop. (Extensive and expensive studies conclusively demonstrate that the word "poop" is actually the sound made when someone explodes due to a clogged asshole. But the "poop" sound is very, very loud and you do not want to be in the vicinity of the explosion.)

Those that you so characterize are usually important only to themselves (and as a provider to their family, sometimes). We need a new word to describe them. Perhaps a contest is in order.

Thank you.

Rapaire
President,
Society To Treat Assholes With The Respect They Deserve (STTAWTRTD)