Now you listen to ME, sonny! I was using computers when you were less than knee-high to a grasshopper! You young whippersnappers today have it too danged easy! Let me tell you, back in MY day things were tough! All we had to use were bits of stones and sticks! And some times we didn't even have enough to eat so we'd have to eat the sticks and....

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