Man walking his dog along the beach at St Tropez, discovers the naked and dead body of a woman washed up on the sand.
He dashed of the fetch the Gendarmes, and when they get back to the spot, there was tramp making love to the corpse.
Monsieur: the Gendarme protested, you cannot do that, the lady she is dead!
Oh I am very sorry said the tramp, I thought she was English.

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