Here's a song of seduction that never, ever works, but is a lot of fun to play. Happy Valentine's Day.

WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK
(Jimmy Buffett)

I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here,
Your voice sounds so wonderful,
But your face don't look too clear,
So barmaid bring a pitcher, another round of brew,
Why don't we get drunk and screw?

Why don't we get drunk and screw,
I just bought a waterbed,
It's filled up for me and you,
They say you are a snuff queen,
But I don't think that's true,
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

(Instrumental)

Why don't we get drunk and screw,
I just bought a waterbed,
It's filled up for me and you,
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey, I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk and screw?

-        Phil

For our international friends, snuff queen = an unclassy, rural female = a girl who dips snuff or chews tobacco