I propose a new sacred season, between Christmastide and Lent, called "Nopiphany." The theme of the season's observance is to waste time on this argument-- time that could have been spent living and implementing our ideals.

Nice, carrying over as it does from sometimes-busy Advent/Christmastide to sometimes-busy Lent, distracting anyone who might have observed either of those seasons.

~Susan