I'm pretty sure that "Have Some Madeira, M'Dear," the song topical toms links to with his blue clicky "Wine, the aphrodesiac," is a Tom Lehrer composition. (The web page linked-to credits two other folks, probably someone who recorded it as a duet.)

Those humorous songs that'll never actually seduce anyone are fun and intereting. but can we get back to listing some serious romantic numbers that actually can seduce a halfway-willing lover? It is Valentice's Day, after all.

I'm sure that most of you reading this are, like me, overaged and terminally married, no longer "in the market." Still, we have memories, don't we? The urge to perform music that all of us have experienced certainly involves, at least partially, some kind of desire to find a way to connect with the opposite sex (or whatever one might prefer). What worked for you?