Frankly, I doubt that "Shane" would have known how to wrestle anything, much less a beaver. That boy was about a nut short of being a bolthole, and to say he had a screw loose would be giving him a lot more credit than he either needs or deserves.

But he's gone now. Poor "Shane" is daid, his remains drifting among the stars. Axolotl or whatever that guy's name was probed "Shane" so vigorously that "Shane" plumb exploded. Or maybe that should be "dumb exploded." Anyway, that's what my sources on the Intergalactic Board of Controls tell me.

Oh! Yes. Axolotl received a commendation for removing "Shane"'s DNA from the Universal Gene Pool. It was a dirty, filthy, job but someone had to do it.

Officer Dana wept for at least a nanosecond before asking, "Who?"