Hey Rapaire if yer gaun ower there tae gie the glaikit gomeral a skelp on the lug gie him wan on the ither side fur me an save Granny the air fare.

Mind oan Bobert ony fool kin poke a bear wie a stick but if ye want tae survive leave the pokin tae someone whit kens whit a bear luks like.

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Meg :p