Too bad you can't winterize with studded snow tires on wheel chairs--but then you'd end up feeling like all of the timber beasts in logging country. All around town are businesses with nice wooden floors and signs at the door that say "caulks not allowed." When you tried to go back into your house you'd roll around and tear up the floors and carpets.

I wonder if the UPS guys are under-dressed up there in the snow and ice? They seem to dress casually down here year-round. At the first hint of weather being above 50 they turn up in brown shorts.

I'll look forward to your package, Art! Any hints as to the contents?

SRS