Well, Barbara, I spread the sad news in my thread BS:Michigan water tastes like... but I'm no songwriter so all I can offer is two lines:
Michigan water tastes like sherry wine, sherry wine,
Kentucky water tastes like good moonshine
(See, I told you I was no songwriter!).
OR
Woke up this morning with a throbbin', achin'head, (repeat)
Shouldn't drink Kentucky water before I go to bed
Wild turkey, wild turkey, why'd you fly the coop?
Since you ran into the river
Even rinsin' gives me brewer's droop.

(Skiff's on a roll, now.Pity it's a downhill slope. I'll slope off now and leave it to those with talent!
RtS