"My company will pay 100% of all medical, transportation, room and board expenses"

Boy am I glad you're working, cause as my 2 bit whore the only thing I could afford to cover would be your body,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
with the table cloth & at the moment I don't have any clean ones on hand. Bummer, "Justine take the sheet of the table".
Anyway, I'm real glad to hear that you'll be fine, we got enough buggers up this way to fill up a hospital ward as it is without overcrowding it. Come back at a later date, a much later date.

LOL
Barry