Well, Bobert, ol' buddy, here I was just thinkin' o' ways to mock your pain last night. Next thing I know, I up and sneeze and pull a muscle in my ribs. I sneeze a fair amount, but now it's just no fun. Every time I do, it feels like Chongo is pokin' me in the ribs with one of those stubby monkey thumbs of his. Do you know if he has one of those invisable cloak deals from the movies?
I thought think kinda thing would slack off after I got outta politics.