Well that's it then Bobert. Iffen you'd git outa politics this wouldnta happened. See, Big Dick Cheney is inside that mountain hideout of his'n and he's sending P-waves (that's P for Pain) at you cuz you badmouth him and W alla time. You get offen his back and he'll leave yers alone for a while. He's doin' this cuz W told him that he was gittin' bad vibes from you since you were also badmouthin' W. These here P-waves are a new secret weapon that Big Dick just thoght up and yer the first person he's tried 'em on.

Git outa politics and you'll be okay, or at least as okay as you ever are.