Guess what? The Chinese have finally found a use for Weimaraners, which are, all things considered, probably about the most useless breed of dog out there, right? Well, they're making them into fast food. "Weimie-Burgers" are now a hot item (literally) in cities like Beijing and Shanghai, and will soon be exported all over the world in frozen form, ready to cook.

I tried 'em and they're great. They taste far better than pork or beef and are far better for you. Plus, you get to rid the world of Weimaraners at the same time. What could possibly be better than that?

Look for Wiemie-Burgers soon at your neighborhood supermarket and corner stores.