Well, Used-to-be-candidate-fer-preserdent Bobert, I don't want you worrying about my perdicermint. That part's just fine. It's my ribs that's hurt.
Anyway, I know a lot of folks whose diet is salt-free for they health.
I guess we'll be the first folks on a salt and pepper free diet for a time. We'll be like the cutting edge of medicine.
Well, I can't stay here jawin' and moanin'. I gotta get back to the job. It's "1/2 off Saturday" at the second hand store, and I gotta stand by the road and wear that big sign ta let folks know how cheap they can get black and white TVs for today. I sure miss my great job working fer you.
You stop sneezin' too, okay. We'll be on the road ta good health together.