My mother raised Irish Setters. So my sister took Chick (full name: Chiquita Sabrina Garnet) to obedience school, and THREE TIMES that dog flunked out.

Just for grits & shins she entered that bitch in a Regional Dog Show. And when Chick hit that ring she was DEAD perfect! You could have exploded an A-bomb behind and she would have stayed. She exhibited perfect configuration and movement and all that stuff. She won Best of Breed and Best of Show.

And as my sister took the dog out of the ring, Chick peed on the floor....