Oh, I get it now. It's a TV thing, and I don't watch TV. The Westminster, I mean. That's why I didn't know about it. Matter of fact, my mother, who watches TV incessantly, was telling me that some Beagle won some presitigious dog show just in the last 24 hours, and I guess that must have been the Westminster. I presume so, anyway. How serendipitous. What synchronicity.

Anyway, you're wrong, Spaw. All kinds of people buy my pathetic bullshit. Yes, they do! How do you think I can afford to pay for my guitars and stuff? How do you think I got that lifesize statue of Bill Shanter? Hmmm? Those things aren't cheap. My pathetic bullshit is selling way better than you think. Why, I even got a PM from someone protesting this very thread...they said it would upset people on this forum who own...dogs?...or Weimaraners? Naw, must've been just dogs, because very few people are silly enough to own a Weimaraner.

Anyway, my point is, that person apparently bought my pathetic bullshit, if I can believe their PM....so there you have it! I rest my case.

Now, take a look at this:

Sheer poetry!