It sounds so much like surfing that I wrote (with apologies to Brian Wilson)...

WATERBOARDIN' SAFARI

Let's go waterboarding
Everybody's feeling sporting
Come on waterboarding with me….
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From Baghdad to Guantanamo
They're settin' 'em out
Get ready, if you're up to the task.
So grab your bag and bucket,
And your rope and your board
And bring a lot of questions to ask.

Come on baby, let's go boarding
There's not a hobby so rewarding
The CIA's gonna be recording
The Constitution we'll be thwarting.
Let's go waterboarding
Everybody's feeling sporting
Come on waterboarding with me….


Early in the morning
In the back of our van
We waterboarded eight or nine men.
You tell us that it's torture
And you say that it's cruel,
Just remember, we could always hang ten.

Come on baby, let's go boarding
There's not a hobby so rewarding
The CIA's gonna be recording
The Constitution we'll be thwarting
Let's go waterboarding
Everybody's feeling sporting
Come on waterboarding with me….

Waterboarding is exciting
Waterboarding is fun
Sometimes a prisoner just needs a push
And don't you even mention
The Geneva convention;
That's where they nominated George Bush (I think)

Come on baby, let's go boarding
There's not a hobby so rewarding
The CIA's gonna be recording
The Constitution we'll be thwarting.
Let's go waterboarding
Everybody's feeling sporting
Come on waterboarding with me….
Waterboarding…waterboarding…waterboarding…