I will admit (reluctantly) that Weimaraners are very handsome dogs. My cousins had one, and it was named Heidi. It scared the hell out of one of our dachshunds, because it kept staring at him silently and fixedly, as if it wasn't quite sure whether or not he was on the list of "small furry animals to be siezed by the neck and instantly dispatched". We had to put the poor Dachshund outside in our car for the duration of the visit. While there he consumed an entire box of Laura Secord chocolates which had been left on the rear window ledge, and this led to a later incident which was quite messy...
At any rate, I have just been pretending that I think Weimaraners are useless dogs, because Spaw insulted William Shatner, Winona Ryder, and Dachshunds in the same breath on another thread of mine. Anyone who would do that is either an unconscionable pervert or a total dumbass. Maybe both. ;-)