I posted your pressie AGES ago, I don't know where it has got to. I hope it hasn't sunk to the bottom of the sea! Or been delivered to the wrong continant! Perhaps I should send you some Easter chocolate to make up for it!

I was told by the helpful postal elves that it would arrive within a week, or two at most but that was the 7th of Janruary.

I hope they havn't stolen it!

Your slightly miffed Santa!