Mrs. Lynch??? Shoot, her sister was my 3rd garde teacher, KayTee and let me tell ya' that them womenz were meaneer than an overflowin' catbox and so ugly that they'd make a freight train jump tracks and take a dirt road...

Like, why was her name Mrs. Lynch, KTee??? Well don't hurt yer purdy head on this one... It was becuase she "lynched" the English language, that's why...

And that is two ***g's*** in "language"...

B;)