Last week I was at a play (Lady Day, the Billie Holiday one. It was well done; the singer who portrayed her has a wonderful voice and can she act!)and during intermission followed a young woman into the restroom.

I lamented that my cubicle was out of tissue and said, Luckily I hve some in my pocket. She said, Hey, there's lots in here. Just wait a minute.

I put my hand under the wall, waiting and suddenly the ludicrous image hit me. I laughed and said, Darn. This reminds me of Larry Craig.

She had never heard of Larry Craig.