What? Is there a Round Pancake Society to swear that they're NOT, that they're globular? Ther're certainly flat enough to order by the stack and keep most of the syrup on top rather than resembling a Sherwin-Williams "Cover The Earth" sign on a paint can. Maybe cooking them in a pan has something to do with it A better question Might be why do fast selling items SELL like hotcakes?.....

My doornails are deader than most doormen or doormice. My doormat may be merely dormant. Right now, my doorbell doesn't work. It might as well be a nail.

My question is why is it that dead doornails stay in the door and do their appointed jobs, while dead stubbed toenails just fall off, after a while?

One seasonal thought. Thank God they didn't toenail Jesus to the cross!.....