Oh! The pain of it! "The most unkindest cut of all..." (Shakespeare)

The day that Gideon and Kermit ran off together was the most traumatic one in my life so far. I am still attempting to recover from it. If Winona rejects me, that will be the final nail in the coffin. I will bid adieu forever to this vale of tears, and depart from it in the most dramatic manner that I can devise...

"Then make my grave both wide and deep, put a marble stone at my head and feet, upon my breast put a white snow dove, to tell the world that I died for love!"