I couldn't resist sharing this recent online ad:

"I am an unattractive couch potato whose shirts don't quite cover my rotund belly. I am out of shape, insecure, insincere, and very selfish. I don't like kids, pets, or sun shiny people who wear their frowns upside down. I drink a fifth of gin and chew a can of tobacco daily. I am at the bus stop of life waiting for my ride to get here.

I am seeking a desperate, unattractive, vulnerable woman who is so lonely that we both find solace in our shared misery. No money, no exercise, no entertainment, no expectations. If things go particularly mediocre with our mundane online chats, I would like to explore further disappointment in the bedroom.

No pictures--I enjoy the suprise of finding out the image I had has no relation whatsoever to the person I thought I was communicating with. "