You've really done a good job on this one, risen to the challenge. One of my bandmates was lamenting that without a more compelling disaster there was really no song to be composed. I'm not sure if he was implying that we should do something more to ensure disaster. That would be wrong! But it would make for a greater song!
Such scruples did not stop me when I first read the tale of the cow who sank a Japanese fishing trawler, but that's another tail: Click at Your Own Risk!