!!!!Here is mine. I say its the best but i guess you love what you grew up with. Mine has a diff verse about Napoleon!!


I'm up here in a nut house, My mind is in a rut,
My teacher says I'm crazy, But she's just off her nut.
I'm as sane as you are, and I can prove it too,
just listen to my lullaby, to prove I'm not coocoo

I was born one night one morn When the whistle went "Boom, Boom."
I can fry a cake or bake a steak When the mud pies are in bloom.
Does six and six make nine? Does ice grow on a vine?
Was Old Black Joe an Eskimo In the Good old summertime?

I loop-the-loop In the noodle soup Just to give my self a shine
I'm a guilty judge, I stole the fudge. HOORAY for Auld Lang Sine
I cannot tell a lie, I stole a case of rye,
it was on a tree, beneath the sea, above the clear blue sky.

They say that I'm Napoleon but I'm not him at all,
I live in North Dakota which is somewhere near st.paul
I'll sue them all for slander, I'll make them all repent,
for how can I be Bonaparte when I'm the president.

if Easter eggs don't wash their legs, Their children will be ducks.
I'd rather buy a lemon pie For forty-million bucks.
Way down in Barcelonia They jumped into the foamia
But that is all balonia. Paderewski blow your horn. Toot, toot!