I am critical only when all these dumkopfs and ne'er-do-wells I am surrounded with do things which deserve criticism, which is most of the time, unfortunately. If only they would behave, I would not have to be so critical, but they keep setting me up, goddamit. I wish they would give me a break and evolve into sentient, intutiive, intelligent, articulate, reasonable, balanced beings like Yours Truly, because then I could spare them the criticisms they heretofore have so richly deserved. But it is not me, you understand. It's them. ALL of them. I hope that is perfectly clear, now.


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