The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2269854
Posted By: Rapparee
22-Feb-08 - 04:38 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I do not weed nor mow, he said.
I leave such tasks to Amos instead.
He does such things so wonderously well
And when I do them they look like Hell.
Instead I'll pine and grasp away
And wait with bated breath to say
"Yippee! Hoo-haa! Yippee! Yahoo!
I've copped twenty thousand two hundred and twenty-two!"
--Barney N. Nobel, Poems My Grandma Hated
(Poughkip...Pooke...Albany, NY: 1919)