I would think that hospital records might do the trick!

Before Jacqui came along Kendall's love life was deader than Tidwell's sheep. As a matter of fact, after Tidwell's sheep died Kendall had no sex life at all. The functionality of his equipment was shot all to hell and it had atrophied completely.   At best, their dessicated remains looked like a half of a cinnamon stick flanked by two broken Filberts.

After meeting Jacqui he had the Botox injections, the Squirrel Nuts Testicle transplant as well as the installation of hydraulics to operate his new Opossum Ospenis. Possum Pecker is short and thin but with that bone inside of it, no Viagra is needed.

If you can find the Insurance info or the hospital billing papers, that ought to clinch it.......or for that matter the possum or the squirrel which I hear are both really pissed off.............................

Spaw