The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2270408
Posted By: Rapparee
23-Feb-08 - 12:36 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I must post this, as it has Great Medical Implications for every married man who frequents the Mudcat Cafe. And where better to do so than here?

In an effort to keep you informed about the difference between "guts" and "balls", the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in hospitalization.