There's NO business like SNOW business, There's NO business I know! Everything about it is enthralling! Look at all the frozen, bitter souls! Look at all the people badly falling! And crawling! Out from deep snow holes! OH! There's no folks like SNOW-bound folks They freeze when temps are low! They can't get out and shovel off the family flivver! They only sit around for weeks inside and shiver! And just for fun they go and fall down on the river! So let's get rid of the snow!! YO!
(Repeat until barmy, or dead, whichever comes first...).