Well its gonna' be a damn poor welcome if a Squirrel shows up and attacks Art's nuts!

Besides, even a great hamster can't spin a warped wheel! Ask Bill D. As I recall he had one that took over 7 hamsters just to boot up! And have you ever seen a hamster in boots?   Or a hamster boot for that matter? The damn things are so tiny there is no room to write very much on the heel......and no room for much piss either. Course a hamster has a real tiny bladder so, uh...............what was this about? I seem to have gone off on a tangent here although I'd prefer to go off on a cruise..........but not with a hamster ...................

Spaw