"I've got a little list."
[snip]
There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race,
    And the piano-organist--I've got him on the list!
And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,
    They never would be missed--they never would be missed! . . .

CHORUS.   You may put 'em on the list--you may put 'em on the list;
               And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
                   'em be missed!

                -- W. S. Gilbert