"Business 101"

We turned this team around 360 degrees.

We specialize in accurate interpretation of your
pathetically unclear and dismally vague
description of what you think you want.

If we learn from our mistakes, I'm getting a fantastic
education.

His ignorance was encyclopedic.

Don't hesitate to give out advice; it passes time,
and nobody will notice it anyhow.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
I had about you.

There is nothing as permanent as a temporary
worker.

Chaos, panic, & disorder; my work here is done.
(Consultant's creed)

No one is funnier than people who take themselves
too seriously.

Love your enemies in case your business
acquaintances turn out to be a bunch of bastards

I've made so many lateral moves in my company,
I'm beside myself.

There are moments when everything goes well;
don't be frightened, it won't last.

They always told me I wouldn't amount to anything
because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.'

My cup's been run over.