Another one from schooldays:


Rule Britannia! two monkeys up a stick
One fell down and broke his
Dicky was a bulldog a-lying in the grass
Along came a bumblebee and stung him on his
Ask no questions, told no lies
Have you ever seen a Chinaman doing up his
Flies are a nuisance, fleas are worse
And that is the end of a very naughty verse