Just name one GOOD thing that rhymes with "tout". It's all negative. And in a world where rhyming determines destiny -- a world of my own seriously warped imagining -- I think that the following make my case against "tout" self-evident. Well, except that I am pointing them out...

Pout
Out (after three strikes or a caught fly ball)
Gout
Lout
Rout
Flout

Face it -- tout is a very bad word.

But I don't hate all banjos. Just the ones that don't stay in their case.