While hugging my Martin's lower bout
I thought of words that rhymed with "tout"
And while I figured such things out,
A joyous cry, haloo and shout
Came in and struck me on the snout!
I leaped from inside to without
To see what this was all about!
A giant bale of sauerkraut?
Some rabble rousing soapbox lout?
But then I learned, and have no doubt
'T was just Barack, acquiring clout.

A