Well, danggit, former-used-to-be-soon-to-be-president Bobert.
I was all ready to send one of them firm supporter messages ta help you get better. Then you go and admit that you was using those hemmoroids.
I think that this is an insult to our national sport...politics.
Just think of all those kids who will be going to sleep crying because of what you done.
I may haffta shift my support away from my rascal to one of the other rascals.
Hey, Maybe Chongo can do one of those chirobreakter deals on you.
Then maybe you'll be feelin' good enough to go ta the senate hearing that's sure ta follow.