I knew an old feller and his name was Bill
He lived on top of Garbage Hill
He never took a wash and he never will
Oo, yuk, dirty old Bill.

Oh I went to San Francisco and I walked around the block
I walked right into a donut shop
I pulled a donut out of the case
And I handed the woman a 5 cent piece

Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me
She said "This nickel is no use to me,
There's a hole in the middle and it goes right through."
Says I "There's a hole in the donut too!"