Come on John, what would an American know about good coffee? The stuff you drink is cold, weak and insipid - what my old mum used to describe as "Water Bewitched" :-)

Now if you want REAL coffee for Real Men, Italy's the place, followed closely by France. Those guys really DO know what coffee's about. :-)

But none of it can compare with a nice cup of Earl Grey with a slice of lemon, or Darjeeling with a drop of skinny milk.

(Exit, ducking and weaving.............) LOL!