The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #92494   Message #2274009
Posted By: Rapparee
27-Feb-08 - 03:38 PM
Thread Name: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
ARE we watering the dead? Now that "Shane" McBride has gone to that Great Tim Horton's In The Sky?

What a great song idea! "Ghost Hortons In The Sky"!

An old hoser went stumbling out one dark and windy night
In a gutter then he rested as he tried to strike a light
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed skanks he saw
A-plowing through the alley and headin' for his craw!

Their doughnuts were on fire and they tasted like old grease
The coffee cups were broke and chipped and split along the crease
A bolt of fear went through him as they offered him a cup
Of the blackest joe he'd ever seen said to him "Drink up!"

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Hortons in the sky....