Mary, say away from all strange couches! I don't want to hear about how you laid down on one & started babbling on about you inner most "whatevers" & the guy turns out to be a 'John' looking for a 2 'bitter'.

So when the van-man (did he carry a banjo?) said he was waiting for his fiance did you believe him? And did you even get out,,,, did you ask how much the fare was?

Barry