All the nice girls love a candle,
All the nice girls love a wick (love a wick),
'Cos there's something about a candle,
That reminds them of a dick (of a dick),
Nice and greasy,
Slips in easy,
It's the girlie's pride and joy,
When you're walking up the front,
With a candle up your c**t,
Ship ahoy boy, ship ahoy!