Not that you can ever say enough about them, but........

Remember High School? Yeah, I know its a stretch, but do you remember the first time you encountered falsies? I learned of the late model version of falsies a few minutes ago. Karen just got off the phone with her sister Karolyn. When the 'Gods of Genetics' cast their spell in Karen's family, they were probably playing for laughs. Karen is, to say the VERY least, well endowed....and I don't mean sorta'. Frankly the size causes her problems, as it does some of the other girls of the 'Cat who were on the previous threads. On the other hand..............

Her sister is extremely......well,I guess flat-chested is about all I can think of. Karen got ALL the breast genes and Karolyn got ZIP!!! Karolyn is a nice looking woman, but has always been sensitive to some degree on this subject. For instance, she found no humor in my asking if she wore a "minus A" cup. When she finds out about this thread, I am in DEEP shit. Anyway, she just told Karen she has been wearing her new WATER BRA!!!

I busted a gut (so to speak) laughing. I (nor Karen, for obvious reasons) had never heard of a water bra. Its kinda like having implants without the implants. Its a gel substance much like the implant material but somehow all jiggered up in bra affair. Struck me as the 21st century version of falsies.

Now before anyone kills me here for insensitivity, I realize this probably came from the need for women who have had breasts removed as a "prosthesis." But the idea of a woman simply wearing one to somehow "enhance" herself has always cracked me up. Karolyn told Karen that, "Now she actually jiggles." She also said they are very heavy. Karen's take on that was of course, "Yeah, but YOU can take them off." Anyway.........

I wonder.....Do they come in different shapes? Different sizes? Another decision to make before getting dressed huh? I can just imagine the husband waiting to leave to go out to dinner:

"Aw c'mon Honey....Just throw on some tits and let's get out of here."

Spaw