Well nevermind my long range diagnosis then but try the wind chime cure anyway.

And being as politically correct as I am, I think you should not burn your guitars but think GREEN and recycle them by sending them all down here to the sandbar. I will play them until my shoulder falls off like yores has and nurture them as if they was mine own. You can hang on to the Regal Reso though, as I have one with a serial number not far off from yores.