Ah, the sway of of the Golden Globes...(apologies to Roger Miller, Jacqui and Sins!)
(To the tune of "London swings like a pendulum do")

Their breasts swing like a pendulum do(sic)
Mary's got boobies, two by two
The Tower of Jacqui
Solid by her side
Gave the doc a fright
It's gonna be all right.