Iffen you don't need no cuttin', just do what they tell ya.

Iffen they say you need cuttin', ask 'em why and git a second opinion. A good doctor won't care.

Iffen some guy says you need cuttin' cuz of what you did to his daughter, git outa there any way you can. Specially iffen he's got two er three big sons with him. Don't worry 'bout fightin' dirty, neither.